THE STINK | Smells like adventure. Not like feet ;)

Don’t let the plates fool you—this van doesn’t actually stink. In fact, it smells like pine trees, ocean breeze, and freedom (with a hint of fresh coffee). STINK is a 2022 Dodge Ram ProMaster that’s road-trip ready, pet-friendly, and packed with everything you need to roam in comfort and style. Whether you're chasing sunsets, mountain mornings, or just a weekend escape, STINK is your ticket to the kind of adventure that stays with you. For those toasty summer afternoons or chilly mountain mornings, STINK’s got your back with solar-powered air conditioning and heating, so you can stay cozy or cool no matter the weather. The full off-grid setup means you're not tied to hookups to live comfortably. This van doesn’t just look good—it’s built for real adventure. You’ll find a comfy full-size bed, a hot indoor shower (with actual water pressure!), and a fully equipped kitchen with a 3.3 CU refrigerator, stainless steel sink, microwave, and 2-burner induction cooktop. Powering it all is a solid 400Ah lithium battery and 400W solar system, plus a 40-gallon fresh/grey water setup and a 4-gallon water heater. Translation: you can go off-grid without giving up the good stuff. Other smart features? Tons of storage, a two-seat dining nook, multiple table extensions, LED lights, USB plugs, and custom window coverings so you can sleep in or stargaze in peace.